HOW THE WAR BETWEEN CANADA AND DENMARK IS BEING CONDUCTED. The Canada/Denmark war is being conducted by an alternating succession of visits by the two warring nations. When there is a landing, the landing party will remove the flags of the other country. A Danish party will leave behind a bottle of schnapps and a “Welcome to the Danish Island” sign; a Canadian party will leave behind a bottle of Canadian Club and a “Welcome to Canada” sign.
The war is often referred to as “the whiskey war.”